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entrepreneur herself as well and we've got lots of mutual friends we met through what we met a comedy night that was organizing the Sheree deville with Sheree Deville yeah and you came along and you and there was other there were other actresses there but I don't know the other girl the brunette girl what was her name she followed me on Instagram Abigail Mack Abigail man and Kylie Lane I'm Carly like oh there was two girls there yeah yeah I don't know who's who's stuck gonna dick for money and who's not money well a little bit yeah eglee is every woman in the world sucking dicks for money you could argue that yeah not every woman I'd say the girl that I'm dating is probably has a more financial stability at this exact moment in time than I do so technically I mean pussy well I mean she doesn't like we tried to be reasonably equal like if we go out you know I'll buy and then sometimes you'll go ahead I'm treating you as well she's a real woman who takes care of her own shit and she likes to treat me back that's sweet but I'm still reasonably old school in the sense that I like to pick up the majority of bills you know like my mom told me yet you pay for the woman you love you know I like that yeah my counting doesn't like that I feel like especially not if I was staying in a no actress I feel like you girls can make serious fucking bang these days right yeah I always wonder about that in relationships when the girls making a lot more just go hey listen you just have to service me look after me but don't worry let me buy that Kindle that you want it sounds like a good exchange in me really you would you be happy with that situation like a dot like a Dom you know maybe your partner would be a sob and you would be a domme if you had a boyfriend I mean I don't know but if of Sherita vilya yes she actually does make way more money than me so she does pay my way a lot I like that yeah I told you we're planning another vacation yeah I heard you guys might have some kind of special ceremony yeah yeah I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about that you don't talk about yes you do talk about in the sense that everyone should be following you and her arm both Instagram snapchat those kind of things because that's how they'll find out about your exciting disgusting naughty anal felching fisting pussy suckin cliff licking all that vacation all that you got you also watched a couple of the episodes you saw Sophie Dee's episode I did text me were like wow that was there were some stories in that one should I go ahead and say well first of all I love Sophie Dee and I don't mean to shame her this is not shaming shaming this is just different experiences in porn right yeah and you know I've been important for a while and I've dealt with it all but hearing her story I actually vomited I did I just vomited on the spot and then retelling it to my friends real for you it was like I felt like most of it most of the people who listened to the podcast when just to put things in perspective when Sophie Dee was talking about doing a milk scene where a milk enema and the other actress she was working with as the stream of milk came out of her butthole so he's mouth there was a like a god like a golden nugget of poop that flew out and she just Wow hey employee of the month can say yeah the show must go on sure must show Moscow right now she had spit that poop out it really would have it would have ready ruin the flow exact of the scene so I did say to her at the time I think you fucking mental and she was like but she's like but I saw know ten different types of come at the same time what's worse and I was like oh shit you've never never hit a point where you're like okay it's either me finishing this scene right now and ruin the flow or I gotta eat this this lump of shit no I mean I've gotten pooped on there's a lot of bodily fluids going on and pouring but never my mouth luckily I know so I would imagine when poop does have you kind of go oh well let's just take a second and clean this out and then get yeah I always try to divert the attention from the girl so she's not embarrassed so I'll say I'm gonna get a baby wipe would you like one too I like that and then I give them a look like you need a baby way like come on girl yeah one of those if you get that look if any aspiring at our actual ease are like yeah you know at least one of my fucking heroes if she ever gives you that baby baby wipe it up baby but does that happen because people are newer to the industry and they don't know how to properly prepare themselves for a scene um well in so CD's case it sounds like they were probably prepared but you know as time goes on you could only shoot milk out of your ass so much yeah before yeah it's too far out the car Laden but I'll tell you this a lot of poop happens when girls try to squirt because they're just peeing it's easy yes comes out too so to get that sort of ultimate seal of approval ie a woman squirting uncontrollably until her legs go into spasm sometimes you gotta fucking you know you gotta take a little poop with that yeah yeah that's a bit like having a baby in it like you want the joy of motherhood see squeeze the baby out but then also especially if you've been cut to get the baby out there's a big chance there's gonna be quiet no no but I've talked to enough women I'm pretty open with you know the various cycles of women's bodies and things that happen I would like to think I'm quite clued up as much as any man can be without personally experiencing it plus you know I'm not I'm not well I'm a fan of a bit of I know every now and then and even that you have to make sure that your partner is prepared you have to let them know I think it's always good to be like rather than just kind of you know doing the old looking at looking a thumb and sliding that in and then after that for a little while maybe cut the fingers and then just fucking in the ass it's better to give your lady a head up like I go hey maybe we should do something I'd like to do something a little more a little more freaky maybe a little anal and she'll go okay cool and then she could prepare she can prepare yeah fucking little clean but that being said as somebody who doesn't do anal on camera Emma well I do girl girl ain't no Sherita we'll just fucked me in the ass yeah we did yeah okay but as somebody who does ain't no only in her time in my free time it usually a surprise oh really yeah I'm surprised by that because I think that don't get me wrong like of course sex shouldn't be formulaic yeah which actually is gonna bring me into our next bit conversation about the formulaic nature of pornography because I want to get your opinions on that but even though it shouldn't be formulaic I do think there's certain things I just know most girls want to get a heads up about yeah yeah we want to flush our buttholes out flush the bajo but you know if it's not on camera and it's dark we've had a couple glasses of wine if you got some poop on your dick just deal that's why I'm saying I've definitely as as a man who has enjoyed that kind of interaction I've definitely had more than one type of person's type of person more than one woman's poop I'm a dick yeah yeah and you just be an adult and you go oh okay little poop on the dick and go hey baby I'm just gonna go and quickly clean up I'll come back with some wipes for blah blah blah blah and then she cleans up perfect yeah then you get straight back in there make that mess all over just get a fucking yeah plastic bag over you get some wipes come in the bum kind of ruins my whole day – why like for 24 hours it's just like like you can't come in my bum and then take me out to dinner question is that not a little sexy a little bit like feeling there like a little bit of use like you know if he's someone you care about who's coming a bum you could be a Oh smells like romance what is this is that romance dribbling down my leg is that what that is why is it so moisturize sit down romance and love that's why but I feel like every every person has their their levels how did you discover your levels when it comes to pornography at what point you go actually now did you have to try something or did you hordeum in your head you know I'm lucky there's some girls who like they're always trying to up the ante I took two dicks now I need to take three dicks on my butthole I've always just had pretty much vanilla sex okay and my fans just like to see me enjoy it yeah so uh yeah I feel like that's the almost the missing so I watched pornography I won't deny that I watch pornography but I use it in a very methodical way now as like you know little I'm a little worked up or I'm a little horny or me a little you know or I'm a little tired I need some energy or whatever or it's like 4:00 p.m. and I haven't jerked off yeah you know go and have a little just jerk off but Bob um clean up feel relaxed yeah this is very formulaic and I feel like that's what pornography has become a little bit you say that your fans prefer to see you enjoy sex and that's because that's such a rare thing in this day and age to watch two performers or more but for the most part two performers who actually genuinely look like they're into each other they're into the experience you know yeah I like noubar films for that a lot of their scenes that particular format of their scenes there's one that I think is really good it's like a yoga ball it's like a Swiss ball or a petite girl on it and there's a big guy and they look like they're if they weren't dating you look like they've been excited to work with each other they look really like into it very sensual it was very like the camera angles not just going butter penis in the vagina this girl's face covered in cheese it was more like sensual and calm yeah cuz I want to watch people looking like they're really fucking do you know I'm saying yeah matter how much as great as well yeah so how do you how do you make sure that even though you have a very because it is like a pay start okay we're gonna do this for a bit now or I do get hard so we can take a shot of that and blah blah how do you keep you know yourself in the sense of really enjoying a scene when it is still a job you know for me I'm so lucky sexually on camera or off like give me six minutes and I could come three times yeah I've had producers be like Illya can you tone it down a bit you're being a bit much and I'm like no I'm really coming no you're not be quiet so yes it's trouble for actually enjoying you're being too loud about it that's fucking yes I don't know how the guys do it though it's way harder for them I get your dick hard and then you take pictures so like kind of fake fuck this girl for 20 minutes now go away for an hour I can smoke a joint make a phone call get my makeup done now you dick better be hard again yeah and then you got a come on command in the minute they don't come a command raw like Oh must be hard face maybe yeah exactly I always wondered and again not something I necessarily want to try but I have done some quite extreme documentary making I did one about male escorts oh and I became an escort for the program for the purpose of the program and I had sex with one client and blah blah blah yeah yeah yeah I used to look for male escorts back in the day and I only know Jay one missed your window yeah really used to look for like I know I just want to get I want someone to come around just give me the pleasure yeah when I was shooting girl girl porn only and then I was webcaming I was pretty lonely and I didn't have any dicks so I went looking for my escorts and they were all gay is that what did you find just came in just gaming and you know they were all very accommodating like I could fuck you too I don't discriminate prepare yeah yeah straight for pie right for pay they were that's interesting so I did not hire any but I was looking for awhile if you'd seen my profile what do you think maybe maybe way I beat weight you're sexy look yeah it's kinda is coy is coquettish and coy is I it's not very masculine but it's a little bit I'm big enough that you're like yeah you did the job but then I was something it would like maybe Kela that maybe that would be their fire the laughs mid laughs I don't know that's a bit much yeah is that making your it's making your pussy turn out yeah over that's interesting how did you end up getting into a industry where you fuck people for living this can't be the first question uh actually I never wanted to be in porn I always said I'm not like those girls oh you weren't you weren't a fan of girls in pornography originally no I was a preschool teacher okay and I was broke living in Baltimore I was driving a minivan with smashed out windows okay and it got impounded and they said you owe us like eight hundred dollars which to me it could have been a million you were teaching at a school and living out of a minivan yeah well no I mean not apartment kids why is she offering me Ken so I started webcaming Wow yeah and then they started bringing me to porn conventions I started meeting porn people was there an awkward crossover time when you were still a teacher but you were already doing the cannon to make money yeah how did that on a more personal kind of psychological level did that make you feel like a bit my two wells is so conflicted conflicted I just thought hey I'm gonna do this for like three four weeks get my money up and no one will ever see me again I'm not like those girls did you did you do I did you hide your face when you did the counting Wow now you were there yeah so one of the dads could have been like they could and you probably know cuz they come on below Oh my kids really thinks great yeah that never happens nah no but it would do for a scene it would yeah that's how they paint it my kids my kids primary teacher I just saw like and maybe like black males you and then you come over and that's the same right yeah I like that but I hate that we're saying this before black male said I think he went black males sex no I'm cool watching black guys oh I'll stare a black dick every man man I don't mind doing that it's never wrong with that I don't mind feeling inadequate every now and then I am no I meant it's not black male sex I hate thee I hate how so much of pornography a little bit like comedy on social media has become so formulaic so what I mean by that is like Instagram and YouTube comics comedians yeah basically fucking kids with a video camera who can go hey let's make this a little bit racist or a little bit sexist or a little bit you know I mean so they'll do like really obvious shitty humor short schedule a leap ons is a perfect example King back Leigh Leigh ponds these kind of creators in the same way that I don't like that kind of stuff with pornography I hate when it's like alright girl comes in she's in some kind of trouble always in some kind of trouble why are you women always so naughty and then it'll be like okay you suck the guy's dick don't normally undress you suck his dick for a little while for a decent amount of time yeah and he'll really throw it in there there's a lot of it's a good time killer then you'll be like now it's my turn to get pleasure and he'll go down you for a total of about seven seconds yeah before he gets bored of that yeah cuz no one wants to see a man pleasuring a woman right and then it'll go straight to missionary sex he'll staff maybe there may be a little maybe a little maybe a little doggy first or normally a bit of reverse cowgirl or you'll climb on top of him and I'll get the shot from behind so they can really see ya get that fisheye lens down there so the cop that's really huge and the pussy looks real tight then a bit of doggy star come on the face or breast mostly face yeah and then you pretend like you had the time of your life like thanks we should switch it up a bit huh yeah fuck yeah yeah make I agree I know the ropes I'm guessing places for other types of sex yeah but I feel like the woman very rarely appears to at least actually enjoy the process in those kind of movies I guess so yeah I'm not one of those but yeah you're right well how do you ensure that you get to get off as well as giving the performance that you have to to you know tick off all the boxes for the production company I'm just so lucky I'm getting off no matter what I really am so lucky that way yeah I was with the girl on camera the other day and it took like 15 minutes to make her calm yeah now you know how we feel yeah I was like Jesus Christ and you were doing all this my hands are cramping oh shit you're using your whole hand my hand my face everything yeah you're in there yeah but yeah I did fuck for youngsters watching pornography yeah I think especially for that generation they're gonna go oh is this what sex is meant to be like that's awful yeah yeah we don't want that no we don't want porn to be sex education how do you um how do you marry those two worlds then you know wanting women to because you know you're a very vibrant powerful woman yourself you're very you know straightforward upfront which is you know I think we go on when we first met so whilst you I'm assuming provin the empowerment of women especially sexually as well how do you marry that with the kind of content that most and I'm making a very carpet blanket generalization but a lot of mainstream pornography seems to be very skewed to even though the woman is the focus of it degrading it's yeah it's a little I think it's a little more degrade I have no desire to come in a woman's face young people yeah cuz cuz you motherfuckers like tutorial videos the kids are following you know I mean you're like yeah I love this yeah I am I good am i you're the best thank you ever slapped a dick y'all got that annoyed with a with a with an accent you've just fucking slapped a dick no but there's there's a male talent who asked you to slap his dick so he doesn't come sometimes there's a couple guys that just tell it off yeah yeah shall show my dick Shawn we dick tell my dick you'll never amount to anything Tommy pistol he asks you to chew on his dick and stick your finger in his pee hole and if you say no and you're just talking sometimes you'll just notice and he has your hand in this pee hole I've not consented to that and he just took my finger and shoved it in his people he likes that shit hang on a second I chew on it like it's that Sam what's that what did what it fucking fishery teach me about sounding sounding rod sounding rods oh and it's that kind of thing those sticking something in your urethra yeah what uh what so he must have already stretched it if he can just like casually take your pinkie you have very petite fingers yeah that inside my pee hole would hurt immensely Wow at some point you got to realize especially as a man in pornography I think maybe it's time to just wind it back in a little bit oh I have another story about his penis now that we're talking about Tommy pistols let's talk about Tommy pistols cock he wants tore his penis in the middle of a scene and he's super glued it back together and when you ask him why he says if you have children you'll do anything for them so he's super glued his penis and continued to have sex we would the look on your face right now yeah cuz we're hey I'm very confused first of all hang on Tommy pee let me work this out he's a trooper Terry pee I how do you like you can tear a muscle in your dick you can like inje a dick but how did you tell you tear it open some girls nails oh it was a small car yeah but not like a gash on his dick we're talking like a small car that was bleeding put some superglue that will hold until the end of the scene until we can like yeah wow I mean Derek that's dedication to your art secondly as as any tradesman he should be a little more worried about his tools yeah you know it means because they are your livelihoods and maybe that's the day he should go and you know what sure I got that's the guy with like black sleeves in it Tommy pistol then you got black sleeve tattoos all the way down maybe he's got a big black bit on his leg no that's Owen gray Oh in grey the three I know a him James Dean who I was incredibly like prolific in the industry and then he adds a load of dodgy claims come out from certain women or exes and stuff story right and then and then he's no longer like top dog so then it was that Owen gray guy seems to be doing a lot a lot of home shot stuff yeah Tommy pistol wait was he with Joanne angel do they used to be together I'm not together but he shot for her a lot okay so I probably seen him in like back in the days when I was like a fan of Suicide Girls kind of thing those chicks are mediums true in that time wow I mean that's I mean each their own as long as he's not hurt anyone I don't think maybe casually throwing your pinkie in the end of his dick is probably a little presumptuous yeah he begs for it though if you were angry about really yeah Wow so he's super into the more extreme BDSM type stuff I guess yeah tonight he was talking about broken dick sounds like trying to make me cross my legs even higher than I am that's weird do you have a major passions that are not remotely sexually related is there something that makes you feel that excited as great sex does but it isn't sexual I don't know I like yoga okay yeah liking yoga is different to really loving the pursuit of sexual gratification I just wanted it because a lot of a lot of ladies in pornography have another like a completely different sections themselves I should a huge amount I find a very driven towards animal sheltering it's very strange this is a this is a industry-wide we all want our own rescue animal sure and save all the animals if we could just get together and do that we could probably get that taken care of I think if all the girls who wanted to do that brought their fan bases together and started a kickstart or something out you could easily raise a million dollars and get a shell up and running in a very short period of time there's a lot of neckbeards he would donate a lot of cash I think so make sure to save animals yeah people who are assholes yeah exactly but that seems to be like a lot that girl seems go all right well this fucking is what I do for a living but this is why I'm really passionate about you don't have like something else like a little secret don't be sorry but see it's funny because you know people ask me what's the favorite part of my job and it's the time you know you can make your own schedule and shit so I should have something I'm passionate about I have the time and money I'm saying is that it gives you the freedom to enjoy other pursuits yeah but you spend those having nice dinners with friends and then going out and do stuff smoking weed with my dog fucking we were your dogs I'll bring weed over here in a second cool do you um do you ever look back on the teaching days and think about Jesus how different would my life have been if I just yeah if it wasn't for poor and I'd probably married living on the East Coast I probably broke really bored is fuck yeah yeah sex work is something I never thought I'd get into ever um how does and again look I know I understand that you know especially if you go through a period of time at that point where you were like you know I need to make a little extra cash and you know blah blah blah or do some camming I can understand how you would how that would present itself as a very all right this makes sense this is gonna be an easy way to make some extra money yeah bah I also have to say that especially with someone who was whose profession was teaching infant children yeah that's a big jump I feel like there'll be lots of other potential you know driving for uber might have been you know but you get one yeah yeah yeah the equivalent yeah you know I sold drugs yeah okay sounds and I was a hippie before oh Lord I lived in my van with my dog I had dreadlocks I was how did this go like if you the current accreditation to be able to teach infant show actually I was like one of the most passionate teachers something that you I'm fuckin Molly you were probably like yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna tell me that you were one of the most passionate teachers oh yeah a lot of the teachers didn't even like kids did you believe it yeah fuck would you teach kids for barely any money if you don't like him yeah because I guess some of those people probably felt like they couldn't do other things so they were like alright I'll do this is a job some kids some people treat is a job you know my mom was a teacher my sister's a teacher incredibly passionate about you know inspiring young minds and teaching people do that yeah but in going from that to yeah I'm just gonna finger bang okay my money yeah yeah can you instantaneously make cash if you're an attractive girl like you are can you pretty much just jump online with a log your tech set home set up an account on whatever is my free cams or whatever the other ones are yeah some cam so doc cam soda I met those guys he was a couple of guys a guy and a girl right who run it is it oh yeah the European yeah I met them in Adair Avia named American guys remember the pornhub Awards and I met them at the AVM and I was like a great model here's the point have a words yes Kanye so Ken yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was alright I saw Kanye sing I saw a little Dickie I was excited about that cuz he's a cool guy I like little Dickie do you know him I don't know rapper he's now got his own FX series that's gonna coming out he's a very very talented rapper and actor performer comic performer check him out and then also I saw Riley read Ben as she is at every event which is super fucked up and basically walking around with her girlfriend on a fucking leash I am the sexiest bitch like no you're the trashiest and then I can say that so I laid out there it's not hey I just think she's super trashy I think she's perfectly entitled to be as trashy she likes but if you're gonna suck a little pump stick you gotta take a little bit of flack from that did she suck his dick or his toe she sucked his toe on camera yeah but I'm pre-sentence yeah if you're sucking someone's toe you're probably sucking their dead probably sucking their dick all right I would rather put some genitals in my mouth in their toe so you got a thing yeah me too actually yeah I'd rather I'd rather suck a dude's dick than his time yeah I think if I was gonna give it a little the dick is more chances of being clean than the toe well I mean depends who the guy is depends who the man is I imagine little pump gets a lot of pedicures but he's also a young boy he's still like what he's just 18 or something now she waited to turn 18 Oh to officially fuck him on camera well at least like give the the idea look I just fuck little pump you know I mean fuck no because they don't know how to have sex yeah imagine thing like that that's certain see that that he's gonna be more common for a woman I think because you would go all right realistically if I have sex at least 50 if not eighty percent of the time I'm normally not getting off but the guy does yeah so if I want a guide to treat me right the kid it must not be exact you know I'm saying exactly is there a celebrity crush though that you would really go hard out to fuck him um I really think Mark Wahlberg is very handsome really yes hashtag blessed he gets up at 4:00 in the morning isn't good time to fuck you really he hasn't got time to do anything he has 15 minutes to play his children and he has to pray to Jesus for an hour in the morning this is not even a joke this is he has a schedule eyes wake up every morning 4:00 a.m. that's it hashtag aspire to be better I'm gonna hit the gym do an hour working out then I go to the I go to church do some praying for half an hour my kids spend some time with kids reading my story just have a good time why did we better go back to the gym eat some chicken breast and I'm gonna say thank you Jesus let's spend some time with Jesus and with my thoughts not go back to the gym and then I'm gonna do a movie hashtag blessed go to bed by 6 p.m. you know a lot about Mark Wahlberg we used to date oh did you will see now all his toys he was like no no just gotta start with a dick just the day I put the ticket there's like machi what are you doing hey come on aspire to be better Wow Marky Mark aspire to have no gag reflex I got stuck in monkey Wahlberg my friend was just in London with him actually yeah my buddy my buddy's dad had a restaurant and Mark Wahlberg and various other people like the rock they were doing that movie do remember the one with her playing body builders who tried your heist of some sort those wrong based on a true story and also a very fucking good film actually I'm watched it's very funny you see hilarious so during the filming of that movie him in the rock and some other guys from the crew and stuff used to go across the road to my buddy's dad's burger joint I guess all the time and hang out and they'd sit this down or they ended up Stein up a friendship with my friend's father and he didn't really know who Mark Wahlberg was eating in fucked me the guy was charming a funny at the bar and they started talking Robert Bob became friends and at the end of filming Mark Wahlberg said since like hey listen I want to I really love your food and I want to help you make this something bigger and that's how wal burgers the chain of Wahlburgers style says my friend's father and him and they just opened the first one in London so they flew out there to be there and then he had lots of photos on my wall whereas a higher aspire to be better London welcome at 3 a.m. you know because the time difference expressed has to you know praise Jesus yeah now that you mentioned the rock I'd like to switch my switch my answer rock who wouldn't fuck the right I mean I'd probably get fucked by the rock yeah yeah you would definitely be a I'm a big legends for me you know you don't know he might see the size of me and even though clearly muscular in a muscular sense he's gonna be infinitely bigger than me yeah he might though be like he might be not your brother you got long arms give me a cuddle from behind he might want to be the small spirit for a change my fur fur switch it up have you been approached by any celebrities who recognize you movies and I like oh yeah they all slide into the DM yeah please give me a lot of them are comedians which ones come on if they're not your friends tell me ones who were not friends no none of them are my friend oh then some uloom um no I can't say embarrass them well I don't give a fuck about embarrassing that I just don't want to give him them you don't want to give him the tongue but they're slutty into your dance I'd love to know well you had a poor girl on here who was supposedly dating a comedian for like years and years Sophie yes yes Sophie yeah he slid into my diems while they were dating he's been like oh she already knows that he's been fucking half of Hollywood I mean like oh yeah but you know I was new to Hollywood and I liked that movie okay Malibu's Most Wanted hey that's what he has a phone Sean for ladies of pornography I guess is there anyone I wanted to know something like I don't know if I can Jimmy Carr came out of the woodwork outside hen you up or like Roseanne Barr hit you I was like sad oh my god bitch okay let's do it but please don't talk about Trump when you're down there snowflakes so many girls get a lot of athletes oh yeah I don't you don't get athlete's know you don't like you enjoy yourself too much in bed I just wanted to be very methodical he's just for the exercise extra cardio oh yeah yeah Dick's are probably too big and you said in six minutes you can come three times that's no good for them they need some they need a woman who's gonna put them through the test of time they need someone who in pornography is like really hard to please yeah and they probably think fucking us is like what it looks like in our scenes but really I would think I think well okay yeah that's a fair point I think if you're presented you know what most people will know of your sexual activity is documented in film format in mainstream pornography but it's acting yeah but it's acting he's act either guys take me out on dates before and been like I watched your scenes to learn how you like your pussy licked and I'm like no that's how you like pussy on camera yeah and the way that you learn how to lick a woman's pussy right is to start liking a pussy and listen to how she yeah I have to go pee okay Julie do it yeah not on camera though don't pee on camera it's alright I'm gonna keep talking I'm not gonna even edit it down okay you go pee and I'm just gonna talk to the viewers ridiculous so you've got to force it out but do breathe it at the front it's right the front man and make sure to breathe through it it's the way it go sometimes you have to pour as a podcast just halfway through to have a little chat I think it's quite interesting because as I was just saying to alia when I was 19 years old I actually dated a porn actress I date the girl called Dana dearmond who actually I should be careful why I say I didn't date her we weren't exclusively boyfriend and girlfriend for a long period of time we spent a few months where we were friendly online and then we became very close online and then we started sending to her very romantic messages and then she came to London to spend a period of about a month with me and stayed with me for a couple of weeks when I was at university was very weird I was 19 she was like 24 and then she came and sat came to my mum and dad's house for another week and a half and we stayed there together and dating a porn actress well first of all I was 19 so I was a fucking idiot so I didn't I was very emo and very wrapped up in my emotions and I was very hurt too discovered that she was fucking plenty of people outside of the people honk camera but from what I've heard from various people in the industry she's a bit like that she's a bit of a nutjob but the idea of having sex with a porn actress for me was like a natural progression because I liked fucking no because no but I also you rearranged your bra as well look at that but it was before me it was because I was very sexual when I was younger like like fucking was my way of getting the validation from people that I didn't feel I well I just I felt worthless so I knew that if I had sex and I did a good job that was an easy way for women to immediately give me lots of attention and praise and I used that as my crutch to feel like I wasn't worthless Tammy says yeah Tommy pistol story you talked him doing really aggressive shit with his dick in fact there was a period where and this might happen to porn actors and actresses as well where you hit a point where um I was doing to get off I would have to be like all right yeah we're fucking and let's put the ball gag in and then I gotta smack your eyes when I'm filming and then I'm gonna fucking get the dildo in your asshole when I'm fucking you put butt over and don't get me wrong these are all great things to do enjoy yourself have fun but when you're having to do that every time to feel like you're even enjoying it I realized I was on this I was gonna show it as like an upward slide of more extreme sexual experience to feel something but actually was a downward slide a thing that I lost the ability to really just enjoy intimacy because everything had to be fucking crazy have you ever got to a point I that what you've had to go I need to just enjoy more intimate connected personal you know sexual activity to remind myself how nice that can be um yeah and I mean I got that way when I used to watch porn I had to watch the nastiest craziest shit and the girl had to look like she wasn't enjoying herself no I can make my scars streaming down are you serious well yeah from dick sucking so much that she would like do that on camera now I did it the other day and they cut it out and everyone said are you okay are you okay we're so sorry we're so sorry could you possibly dick that was hot I did it on purpose you gonna dig by puking do you mean to sort of bibs like it was just a bit of a little bit of Boise yeah I thought it was hot but they're all like are you okay are you okay yeah did you get it no wait edit that out wait are we talking like chunks of food puke are we talking more like you know a bit of that you know that throat speeds up as you deep in between I was a mess sweet corn in there yeah some Memorial Day like half cook sausage or something like that no then some poor PA had to come and wipe it up I said I'll clean it up everyone freaked out I don't know I got in that subject I loved it just sharing the story that's funny that light now pukin ridiculous new rules like in England you don't have to spank in England right no spanking they ban they banned spanking upon or it's because of like physical aggression towards women and stuff what else did they ban spanking was definitely banned in England that's some women like manhandle do we like it rough fuck yeah also nothing wrong with spanking someone sometimes people have been very naughty what's the what's the thing that you never knew or you would never have guessed that you would be sexually stimulated by but once you started in the industry went huh oh my god this thing I just discovered was it vloggers vloggers vloggers it's like a whip with like no Intel yeah yeah yeah yeah but it actually it doesn't hurt it feels really soft okay and it makes me come how does it so on the on the what the back of the top of the legs in the back hit your back and like drag it across your butt in your pussy oh wow yeah makes me come I wish I'd known this 10 years ago I'm pretty soon every ex-boyfriend of yours would wish that they know that was wrong I'd be great one instant instantaneous way you need to find yourself a fucking pirate captain gave her ten lashes she loves that tired to the mass he comes out a little flogged Shh make me walk the plank have a whole lot of other parts standing around jacking off that's fucking hot you just wrote two different scenes for me today they go and guess what the Pirates she has there being a pirate ship flogging seen in porn yet must have been I'm sure who knows the internet knows it knows Oh is there is there a scenario or a scene that you've in your head you've gone oh my god this would be a fantasy to live out but no one's made it happen yet no production company has given you opportunity yet yeah I always wanted a guy to come in my pussy well first I wanted this to happen off gay you want a baby I understand and then raise the child in a loving and committed way exactly yeah save up for college no going so you want him to come any person and then suck it out and then come like spit it in my mouth or kiss me or better at me whatever caseta it's a mouth snowballing that'd be court considered felching because you felt you suck it out of you right and then that's out of an asshole yeah what's it cool when you suck come out of a pussy I think it's called snowballing well snowballing your boys win cop someone comes in your mouth you put that into their mouth oh that's when the dudes I learned that from Clark's thank you Kevin Smith for Clark's a movie Coco classic yeah try not to suck any dick son your way to the car like fucking cry Wow okay so you want him to come on your pussy suck the cum out of your pussy and kiss me and kiss you and go is that asking too much Joe there's the babies in your mouth will they work who knows probably probably not but if you came to pussy first probably yeah well I mean don't jinx me I'm just saying sorry at some point it could happen I could do you ever want to have children no I do not never why what is he about um I know what it would be to be a good parent the sacrifice and I don't want to make that sacrifice bad just want to have fun with life I want to sleep till noon and smoke weed and drink white wine and grab Dukes gesture of milla that's what you did to me I'll get in trouble for that I did not grab his dick she was also there she's aware of that she yeah and corroborate that but yeah you like getting a little buzz and grabbing a dick and you can't do that when you got kid I mean you sure no need it what I mean you don't want a baby on the arm you shouldn't have the baby suckling one witnessing the dick grabbing yeah no leave at home yeah bowl of water some food some things don't mean a piece of bread and some water that's how you raise a child right I'm cartoons on the TV mom just put a lid on top of the crib it's a can't get done still breathe baby um I actually have always that's a good question cuz I've been thinking a lot about its lady I've always wanted children since I was a kid I raised another woman's child oh sorry her child from another man for four years when she was one and a half till five and a half and it was incredible and I loved I still love that little go with all my heart I don't get to see it cuz her mum's a cunt I think is the correct terminology and so that taught me that a I am I would be a good dad and I'm you know I'm ready whenever it happens but like yourself hey I'm like really enjoy how much shit I get down and what I can do with the freedom I have and yes you're right parenting is a full-time job yeah however I've got so many great friends who've had kids and still do incredibly fun adventurous cool shit and they don't let it get in the way of them exploring the world and being in love and being a fun-loving couple yeah but I think I could do that by literally simplistic shit like going hey we make sure that we fuck regularly we travel in time and energy because you have to after any period of longevity in a relationship if you've ever done a long long wrong relationship but I've done it once for like five years at least and that was long enough that you have to remind yourself to hey can I make sure you have some fun you know it's so comfortable why exactly get a few cute little outfits take each other out for dates have a threesome maybe have a threesome I think I don't know if my partner and I've talked openly about sexual stuff and about you know wanting to potentially play and stuff I don't know I don't know but I think it takes a lot of it takes a lot of you have to be very secure in your relationship to even consider any of that I I couldn't do that unless I knew that the unit was incredibly strong you know you have to be with someone for a while I think but yeah I do want kids because there's so many fucking idiots in the world yeah I'd really love to raise you counterbalance now yeah they're gonna have terrible taste in fashion okay stupid haircut and a whore in this out accent but they'll grow up pretty good I think they'll be morally and ethically on point would you raise them here in LA crazy where the fuck I lived yeah but you just look how nice and kind and supportive of your friends amazing they got mine too those are the people that kid's gonna see you know they're gonna be around that and if you teach them right from wrong but I also get in this day and age I want to see what happens to the world for the next at least maybe three four or five years I'm not in any rush to have children yeah yeah and you need a woman – I need a woman who is like you know willing ready to get pregnant ya know and wanted that God and I all the women that I'm attracted to are kind of very driven ambitious nots not selfish but very career-focused kinds of women yeah and those types of ladies generally alike kids maybe somewhere down the line but no they're not it's not like top of their lists and then suddenly you're 40 and you're like yeah it's probably too late anyways shit yeah I mean well I got friends who've been trying and she's 50 really yeah you can still make it happen keep those keep those ovaries young yeah yeah little inside moisturing free semester free some eggs throw me to fucking freezer Wow yeah what does Aleeah love gout too when she's not doing pornography scenes what's like the what's the the perfection list of a great weekend for you when you know you've got no work like oh my god I'm so anti-social my favorite weekend would be if I could just turn my phone off smoke as much pot as I can go to the park with my dogs just chill go lay by the pool just really that would be nice have you ever done one of those sonnet retreats no because I can't be silent I I'm always talking but if everyone else around me it could be silent and just listen to me yeah laugh at my jokes yeah that makes sense yeah then shut the fuck up around me yeah face you on it's not a silence retreat you want a one-woman show retreat yeah but then I won't I wouldn't want to be put on the spot to have to perform either yeah well what sexually just perform at all I was gonna say oh yeah well yeah sure do you not feel like you get you get listened to enough do you think oh yeah I think so and about stuff outside of sex cuz look even though I know we're 50 minutes in we've talked for domini about sexual stuff because of course you know talking about your industry in your career and your experience within it will be of interest to your fans and to my listeners but I know that I would hope given that you you come across as a very intelligent very vibrant personality fucking as much as it's your job and it's something you enjoy doing it's probably a very small facet of your overall life yes you know what if you're naked on the internet people will always listen to you and agree with you no matter what so yeah we're all very listened to on Twitter which is good and bad anyway I mean guys will agree with anything you say yeah I could go in there right now and say hey everyone this Jeff leech guy I think he's a Nazi and they'll be like burden really yeah if I like show a titty while I'm saying it they'll be knocking on you know Hitler moustache droid on the bottom of the areola yeah couple of little eyes no not CT just popping out that wasn't a good example though that was not nice of me sorry that's all right I mean that's now a sound bite you realize that someone now he's gonna cut that clip porn actress alia love outs comedian Jeff leeches paleo nuts oh no someone out there's got the time and the energy to do that well bless them but you get we know the truth but here's the thing look we've all got I know certainly I do not in any way shape or form the number of fans that you will have and for different reasons and unless understandable but the fans I have that I find that a lot of them will agree with a lot of stuff well they'll back me up on certain things if I put a thought out on Twitter or you know an image or a video or a concept town Instagram a lot then we'll be like yeah man you say how he is bro but it's some of the best ones are the ones that kind of debate and discuss with me and question me on stuff oh I love negative feedback I absolutely love it even if it's hurtful really yeah because I know it's real right and it's probably something I think of you know if I post a picture and I'm like my arm looks fat there if everyone's like you fucking look perfect your arms look great I'm like fuck you but if someone's like you know what it's okay but your arms fat I'll be like right on thank you really cuz it's genuine you're a glutton for punishment they're not kissing your ass they're not it's genuine but they all technically kind of slapping your dick Tomey pistol west fashion yeah he wants a pinkie in the pee hole and slap to the shaft you want someone just to tell you your arm looks fat Instagram post or whatever can't you just fight them though don't you do it any any little tweaks all the girls got to do a few little tweaks right just bring this into the waist and little push the butt out a tiny bit I don't know it yes but that's part of the business that's part of the business is presenting perfection at all times which is incredibly unrealistic sometimes you just want to puke on a dick and have people accept that yeah and now have it all photoshopped all proteins yeah exactly yeah don't take the chunks out leave it leave it just let them see that I had you know biryani chicken last night for dinner it was a Sunday I had no shoots I chilled at home I smoked a little weed ate some Indian food sure I puked it up on top of customs dick so fine he's got a car in a laceration on the side of his shop this could lead some kind of septic situation that's not my fault maybe this motherfuckers just stopped beating his dick to within an inch of his life to try and make it more malleable to fit inside six assholes at a time Tommy yeah Tommy if you hadn't done pornography you say that you would have ended up you know poor on the East Coast married in a very vanilla boring too much no kind of lifestyle yeah but I can't imagine that of your personality how you say that because it's such a polar opposite to what being a you know an adult actress of very prolific standing yes in all honesty without shitting on our well if I didn't do this I would have been nothing I don't think that's true of you would there be something else that you could have like or maybe maybe a fantasy role fantasy job a fantasy passion I mean I don't know if maybe if I hadn't discovered poor and I would have stayed a hippie and just probably traveled in my favorite bands start a cult maybe I'm so glad I got all that out of my system in my teenage and young younger twenty years oh yeah you know I got to meet all my favorite musicians and they all offered me sex I turned them all down a second fuckin know my favorite musicians and I turned them all down us to shy why was that I was very sex negative before at porn did you um I was too busy doing drugs I was always a person in the corner sniffing cocaine and taking ecstasy while everyone else was fuck see that was me in my 20s as well yeah however I was doing plenty of fucking as well yeah everyone else like to do drugs in soccer I was just like don't touch me see here with the drugs do you think I like how you made the drug so my second little baby yeah it's okay it's okay yeah you smell so good it's that new born cocaine smell you know when you first unwrapped that that that key of coke so good then you go take a massive shit yeah ever ever had a hemorrhoids because um took too much cocaine you squeezed too hard for a shit no but I feel like you have yeah one two percent I had a hemorrhoid when it came back from Vegas a few weeks ago let's say I didn't do any coke I didn't do any drugs why so much bit weed but it's cuz I drank that week and I hadn't drank for three or four months before and then I went out and had a week of drinking and I just squeezed too hard for a poo you got a brief yeah literally and metaphorically yeah yeah you never got one no I like to do a lot of enemas cousin porn you know I even though I don't do anal sex someone's always sticking their tongue or their finger in your butt yeah so I like to be polite and flush my butt out okay before do you sound get that done somewhere you go to a place to get enema oh I used to those are called uh what's that called I guess an enema place colonic colonic yeah yeah yeah do you know any good ones well no because here's the thing there's two different kinds and there's one where you could stay in the room by yourself which I like and the other kind is where they stay in the room with you and they massage your stomach yeah it's like a therapy session I'm into that you don't like that I can't poop while they're in the room I really get and that's the only time they do in California now I want to do that and I wasn't there the gravity one so where the water tank is above you so it's not like pressurized it's not shooting water into your body that's yeah well I say exactly yes you fill your tummy getting more and more and more and more four and then you like oh my god I'm gonna this is gonna shoot out my arse and I'm gonna cover the walls in shit and water that's what I felt like and I was really nervous I said so I said it's really full and I'm really worried the tubes gonna come out I'm gonna share when she went that's very natural to feel her hair that's not gonna happen don't worry I'm like but are you sure and so I was in a lot of like fear and then she released that sort of the outflow tube she released it and it just went and the best part is you see all the poop that comes out of you it's so satisfiying we think well I had very little poop in there because I was a bit nervous about going so I guess I pooped then didn't really eat a lot for a day or two beforehand that's the whole thing whoa no but then what happened she was but the woman was like talking me through everything she was like massaging my stomach and she was like doing the pipe here I don't know what it looks like she's jerking off the pipe yeah wristing that pipe while she was we're John during my tummy yeah and it was very sexual and then every time my whole Lula came out she go oh did you eat any have you been a lot of cheese and I'd be like yeah yeah yeah I had a load of cheese the other day she had a big cheese plate and yeah you see all that mucus the mucus that's coming out that's what happens to cheese when it sits in your colon it just reduces down to the gluttonous I asked what dairy does and that's all dairy coming out I'm like oh okay and then she go like a bit more you know fit out and lunch got all bits of pork it's to me that's probably been rotting in your stomach yeah Oh writing in your colon for the last month 98.6 degrees is that how hot are arseholes are well our bodies in general so when you're really in there it's cooking it's cooking Wow yeah yeah that's no good yeah alright well I'd like to get colonic yeah you're gonna have to let me know the place okay yeah is that right yeah it's just should we get a colonic together yeah and hold hands okay I don't know if you're allowing the same room together I'm you be hilarious though wouldn't it it would we should just podcasts not check on snapchat content right there we could do a live Instagram where we just like it's on our faces yeah they know we're getting the colonic yeah they could hear it but they can't just 20 questions 20 questions during the colonic oh thank you son all right all right we're gonna make it happen I'll be the first guest um things coming to sharing some stories thanks for having i'm glad you never eaten shit yeah i think yeah that's weird so far yeah so far um but i know you've got lots of exciting things going up if people want to find out a what you're up to be where they can see performing live or check out your latest films what's the best way to do that i mean kissing social media yeah I'm on Twitter I'm onna Instagram and I'm on sniped and that's just act Aleeah love right I'd only eleven nine six nine course cuz you know sexy yeah honestly I hate sixty-nine already it's soap overplayed whoa hang on wait before we wrap it why would you not like okay yeah you like sucking a dick yeah with a girl or a guy I don't know what's going on back there cuz i'm so into what's in my face you're control freak he thinks I think so I think well I think you have controlling controlling person itself maybe MALDI OCD is your house very clean and ordered it's pretty messy yeah having to look at well I miss tiny but look at my apartment it's very neat no I don't mind looking at the bomb I like looking at the guy's balls and bomb you get a good you know it's right there so you could inspect it well and the dick goes down your throat with the best in that position but we don't have to do it at the same time you could sit back and relax well technically he wants you to sit back and relax yeah but that's at the same time it's just not good I'm so I'm just amused that that's the kind of thing that you go you know what 69 no we're now pinking the pee hole anytime you need it bro I got you all right so if you want a pinkie in the finger hole and the pee hole makes me finally love 69 on Twitter Instagram all those good things and also if they want to join one of your fan sites what's the best one they should go to is it camp soda is it a fan sentro is it a snapchat I know your snapchat go in a bit of trouble maybe because every now and then when you know a neckbeard can't actually have sex to you they decide oh let's report these girls and somebody reported me I think cuz I wasn't giving them enough attention okay but I'll get that back yeah yeah yeah a funny one the other social media they can yeah do you do live personal appearances as well you go to clubs and stuff like that you don't do any of that no man so you're just gonna get that fucking premium content yeah if you want to see more of alia well I hope I have you on again next time they will start it high and then we'll go off on a weird tangent oh yeah we never smoked we witness my weed right now cool could do it and if you want to smoke some weed make sure you check out our sponsors boundless tic the finest purveyors of vaping technology and of course man's kake.com he will keep your shit knee ru manscaped always yeah save the bull's eye trimmed like side of the shaft I do actually the inside of my thigh come quite hairy guys so I actually trim all of my body hair down a bit I mean like keep it kind of a neat length he's still masculine but it's like even the legs a little it's not super long right it's like yeah and then and then I do the Bulls smooth because and in the shaft smooth and I keep a nice bit of the top because you know I'm a man yeah I don't know they shaved off yeah same with ladies I was talking about this with some of the other day that there's something like in the same way that I'm not that turned on in any way shape or form by schoolgirl outfits there just doesn't do it for me and it's the same with like a woman I like her to have a little oh hi I'm a woman not a child when I first started porn everyone had to be completely shaved a hundred percent really and I think Danny Daniels is the one that rubbed bush back she brought a little bit but she did so thank her thanks Danny thanks Danny and thanks to Layla for coming and joining me right and we'll see you again soon all right bye bye bye bye